Let's start a Friday joke thread to make the day go a bit quicker and better. Essex girls seem to have been mentioned in a number of threads recently, so here are a few related jokes Q: How do you know when an Essex girl has an orgasm? A: She drops her kebab. Q: How does an Essex girl turn the light on after sex? A: Opens the car door. Essex driving test: What is the primary purpose of the door mirrors as fitted to a car?

Essex Girls. The longest list of Essex girl jokes ever?? What team do you guys play for! Bus Shelters. What's the difference between an Essex girl and an ironing board?

Essex girl and boy playing hide and seek. She sent him a text saying, 'if you find me you can lick my pussy and fuck me up the arse, PS, I'm in the shed. Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly, muttering "Faaackinell". Several priceless collections of mementos from Majorca and the Costa Del Sol were damaged beyond repair.